ANATOMY OF AN ACTION HERO
FOOT
Broken foot from jumping from a bridge to a hover craft in Rumble in the bronx. (Went on to film remaining 20 days of shooting wearing a cast hidden by a large shoe).
SHOULDER
Pulled shoulder muscle from being dropped 25 feet by a crane, Thunderbolt.
FEET
Another random broken foot.
CHEEK
Cuts and scarred cheek from bottle-throwing scene. Rumble in the Bronx.
BLOOD
Just a flesh wound. Nothing to worry yourself about.
HEAD
Fractured skull falling 40 feet from a tree branch. Armour of God.
HEAD
Still determining if he’s certifiably crazy.
NOSE
Too many broken noses to count.
ANKLE
Broken ankle, City Hunter.
HANDS
Slashed fingers after getting run over by a snowboard. First strike.
Jackie Chan doesn’t spend money on stuntmen and stand-ins. But that doesn’t mean he hasn’t paid the price. These are just some of Jackie’s many mishaps.
Kids don’t try this at home.
LOOOOOOL