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tiangtlho:

ANATOMY OF AN ACTION HERO

FOOT

Broken foot from jumping from a bridge to a hover craft in Rumble in the bronx. (Went on to film remaining 20 days of shooting wearing a cast hidden by a large shoe).

SHOULDER

Pulled shoulder muscle from being dropped 25 feet by a crane, Thunderbolt.

FEET

Another random broken foot.

CHEEK

Cuts and scarred cheek from bottle-throwing scene. Rumble in the Bronx.

BLOOD

Just a flesh wound. Nothing to worry yourself about.

HEAD

Fractured skull falling 40 feet from a tree branch. Armour of God.

HEAD

Still determining if he’s certifiably crazy.

NOSE

Too many broken noses to count.

ANKLE

Broken ankle, City Hunter.

HANDS

Slashed fingers after getting run over by a snowboard. First strike.

Jackie Chan doesn’t spend money on stuntmen and stand-ins. But that doesn’t mean he hasn’t paid the price. These are just some of Jackie’s many mishaps.

Kids don’t try this at home.

LOOOOOOL